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Rallied

(Double) Ljupka and Sarah were better-looking and than I expected. Definitely would visit either one again.

Kodaira

This was the sort of punt I wouldn't usually post an FR for - perfectly pleasant girl, doing her best, doing what she says on the website - what's the point in queering the pitch for her just because I had a middling experience [Well, now also I don't post on Central London WGs because it seems a waste of time when so many agencies are banned and the halflife of the FRs seems to be heading for the vanishingly small - but that's another story.] Back to the point - Ljupka has many highly positive reviews and one extraordinarily negative one (with another implied) so I figured my FR on a middle-of-the-road, very average experience introduces some balance.First, to dispense with the negatives. The girl and the behaviour described by loudestmouth (FR27435) are unrecognisable based on my experience and I find it difficult to imagine the Ljupka I met being anywhere close to them. Also, amongst the criticisms in his FR was a strong implication that she drinks heavily and mention of booze does seem to crop up frequently in many of the positive FRs. As I don't drink, this concerned me a bit but it was quite unnecesary - yes, she brought her own bottle of wine but most of it remained untouched.Ljupka IS chatty but to me she came across as bored and unfocussed on any topic not of her choosing - she misunderstood fairly simple stuff and forgot things I'd said only a few minutes earlier. There was certainly no real meeting of minds except on the topic of the movies (so if you know your Godfathers you can look forward to a good long chat!). Sex was compartmentalised - a first we chat, then we have sex, then we chat again attitude. Really, no sexual atmosphere developed and despite being horny as hell, I found my interest waning as time wore on. There was nothing absolutely WRONG but frankly, unless the only thing you are after is to screw someone, anyone, as soon as possible, then there's not much on offer. French kissing Yes, full on, straight away - but very little sensuality, just tongue out and attack (is this what is known as the "washing machine"). Tried various positions but none seemed to work very well - there was always something not quite right, a thought that maybe a different position might be better. The predictable result (for me) of all this was a progressive loss of interest accompanied by increasing flacidness - not helped by a lack of stamina caused by what turned out to be the early symptoms of a cold [sorry if you caught it Ljupka, I really had no idea at the time :( ] All this culminated in having to finish off with a handjob which to Ljupka's credit eventually succeeded in waking the moribund, despite her apparent lack of interest in indulging in any ball play.Ljupka is a pleasant, attractive and straightforward girl who wasn't in a rush to leave - so it pains me to say that I had an underwhelming and forgetable time. Of course, there are dozens of reasons why that could have been. In her rebuttal of loudestmouth's negative review she says "I am not that used to seeing clients much over 40" - I am somewhat older but not so decrepit that it seems to affect other WGs and I always try to be friendly and considerate. Straightforward sexual incompatibility, absence of any sexual chemistry, an off day, worries about something, all these could explain it. Nevertheless "underwhelming" is the only word I can reasonably use. Even allowing for the perfectly reasonable premium for her travel from Leicester, I would hope for more in this price range.

Amenity

Ljupka was great company and made me feel like I've known her forever which made me relax and enjoy the whole experience. She made sure I enjoyed myself and I definitely did. Will use Ljupka again.

Piques

I called Jackie since Buffalo is not filled with providers. i saw her on the ER and thought I would give her a try. I should have known when I asked her to wear tight jeans and she told me she did not own jeans that I was going to be disappointed.